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San Diego Chargers star outside linebacker Shawne Merriman was arrested Sunday and accused of choking and restraining his girlfriend(did they say girlfriend?!), reality TV star Tila Tequila, as she tried to leave his suburban home.-source:huffingtonpost.com
I had to read this shit twice on Sunday morning when I was checking my daily news reports. Is Shawne serious? Tila Tequila, your girlfriend!!! Why oh why would you try and wife this ole hoe bag. Did he not catch all the seasons of her horrific reality show when she had men and women competing for her love....I say more competing for her vajayjay. It was pure trash and Me a reality TV junky couldn't even sit down and watch that fuckins trash. So why oh why Shawne would you try and save her...as the song goes don't save em they don't wanna be saved. Tila claims that Shawne choked and threw her on the ground when she tired to leave his home. Shawne later says in a press release today that he never chocked her just tried to restrain her from leaving because she was intoxicated and didn't want her to drive home drunk...So sounds believable to me Shawne. Especially since Ms. Tequilla claims she doesn't drink because she allergic to alcohol!?! Heffer are u for real?! Is that so....well I clearly remember her throwing them back on episodes of her show and while searching the web I also found this..
I thought he didn't drink sweetheart!!!
I don't know how much of Ms. Tequila's story I can believe especially since this was the same chick who was stalking Ray J, posting on her twitter that he was her boyfriend and that she was pregnant by him. Needless Ray J denied it saying she was just his friend and that he wasn't the father of her child. OK no baby ever came along and.....so lets fast forward to present day....maybe baby girl doesn't know the difference between just fuckin' and a boyfriend maybe just maybe u were just these two men's fuckin' buddy and nothing more. So furthermore I am praying to the bunny god right now that Shawne was not trying to bun this joint up cuz is would be FAIL for his ass. smh
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Yeah the whole thing seems a little off, but if you want some real juice you should check out that interview Angela Yee did with Gloria Valez or whatever her name is lol... Shawne's ex! She had a mouth full to say about Ms. Tila.... Mmmmmmhh lol
Girrrrl who THEE eff cares about Tila Te-damn-quila being choked?!?! Regular ppl get choked everyday! Oh wait....this heffa IS regular! Lol. No seriously though, I don't know why these dudes try and wife up these noodles. Just like she made up the Ray J ish, she probably made this mess up as well. "All for publicity" as they like to say....well for the good of society, she can just be committed somewhere and allow our brain cells to regenerate from being exposed to worthless info about her life. Now publicize THOSE apples!
I know this has nothing to do with either of them but er uh...I like being choked..a lil.
Just wanted to say that.
Hi my name is Reese, and I like weird shit. *sips drank*
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