Ooo, JHud how love theee..oh JHud you lost all that weight and now your head looks to big for your body!
So the wedding Invites are starting to roll in...*straight face* I'm over it already...where is my knight in shining armor or a shining BMW either or!
One of my friends said to me today I like girls but love dick?!? hmmmm...I'm still confused by that statement but its does explain alot.
Sent a nasty text to my brother that was meant for Lil Richmond :-/>> my life hasn't been the same since.
I need to invest in a hood dictionary because Listening to my little cousin talk and I was totally confused about what he was saying.
I just got upset because this fool didn't know who Kurt Cobain was? Lawd where was in the 1990's
Inmate wives of Baltimore?!? Need I say more...smh
I once was in love with Chad OchoCinco...I have now moved On to Braylon Edwards...I just couldn't move on from that engaged thing Chad i just couldn't.
Studiogenius was right and I was wrong...I shall never confess that again.! ha!
I NEED A DRINK!!! Sometimes i can just smell the patron from a mile away.
I dislike Oprah...alot.. and i don't care! ...lol
I promise i'm gonna stop playing go to the gym....lawd i be trying...
My sister is having another baby and it kinda made me jealous *wipes tears*
I forgot where I saw this but it made me think of my ex and how I will never be ready for that moment.
So disrespect to the natural women of the world but yeah yall can be out of the pocket sometimes. I my hair permed please stop hitting me with the motherland....white America stuff I'm good on that..thanks..
My mother, my mother...just wen I thought she couldn't get any worse she proved me wrong..smh..lawd if she wasn't my mother!
Can I put Rihanna under Oprah on the dislike list...oh yeah....all the Kardashions too!
I think my Aunt just tried to call me a Gold diggin' Hoe on the slide just now...i might have to cut her...lol
I miss those little moments I use to share with a couple of people who aren't in my life anymore or I've just grew far away from....I want those moments back.
I think I'm looking for a personal assistant, instead of a husband. He must cook, clean, run errands, be good with kids, sex he wonderful and his feet can not stink!!