Suga Anyone?

I am now taking application for a Suga Daddy starting today. I need one of those in my life cause things are getting hard and money is getting tight and I want him to rescue my ass ASAP! Now by no means do I want to have any kind of sexual relations with this man I would prefer he be so old that he doesn't even want that anymore...the thought of some old creepy man touching me makes me wanna throw up in my mouth a lil...smh....well then again he doesn't even have to be old just willing to spend is $$$$$ on me and my needs. I got a car payment that needs to be paid...rent...students loan, credit card bills, light bill, cell phone bill and the list could go on and on. Plus sometimes a bunny just want to hit the mall and spend spend spend....then I want to live up the night life and get wasted but in order for this to happen....



this must happen....

SMH.....Where are u boo? Where are u?

I remember back in the day when it wasn't no thing to have a little thirsty dude all up on ass trying to buy me stuff..take me places and pay my bills but that was back in the day when i was young and dumb. I didn't realize how much in the future i would appreciate these suga daddy ass dude. Now that I look back on it i should have been saving all that damn money them stupid asses were giving me..shit i would be living lovely by now but like an ass i spent all of it on pointless things....well not pointless but things i could have brought myself instead of blowing there hard earned cash on it...lol...

Back in the day my suga daddy's consisted of shot callers, hustlers and dealer...man oh man they treated a sister good but then i grew up and let the bad boys go....Now I'm looking for my corporate suga daddy my man with no ties to the streets. He can be married, single or divorced. He can make 6 figures or 30,000 a year...who cares as long as he pays some of my bills and drops cash on me so I can live the good ole life.

Lawd please ole please bless me we wit a suga daddy before i loss my mind and be debt for the rest of my life!