You think you know but you have no idea!!!

I was tagged by Ms. Luvleeme to list 20 facts about myself that no one would know...SO here it goes:

1. I have never learned how to swim!!!

2. I'm Dyslexic!!! but I didn't find this out until I was in high school!!

3.I'm addicted to potbelly sandwiches!!!

4. I hate being alone!!not like relationship alone..just alone in general.

5.I wore leg braces as a child.

6. When I was 6yrs old I wanted to change my name to Love Harmony!!! Don't ask me why!!!

7.I'm a sports fanatic!! But I love Basketball the most!!

8.I have to sleep in the cold or I can't sleep at all!

9. I hate feet!!!plz don't put those things on me!

10. I love buying heels but I can't walk in them!

11. My friends say I play mama bear amongst them.

12. My sister and I didn't start getting along until she got married 4 yrs ago. Now she is someone else's problem!

12. I cry at a drop of a dime!! if someone else tears up I'm right behind them!

13. I wanted to be married by 26 and I'm still single.

14. I hate amusement parks!! Too many people.

15. I hate wearing shoes I would rather be barefoot.

16. I was over weight has a child!!!

17. I'm the youngest child and there are 7 years between me and the next to youngest!

18. I have 9 tattoos and thinking about getting maybe just one more! LMAO

19. I'm secretly in love with one of my close male friends!!! I wonder if he has an idea.

20. I want to loose at 30 pounds by next summer!

tagging:

Khaki
Reese
Lady Dee

Awwwww...He Must Love Me......LLS

I was roaming the building socializing at other peoples desk when I get a page that have an visitor at the front and when I get there look what I find..


Awww...For me!!! u shouldn't have! at first I thought Turtle had sent them since he has been putting on his "A" game trying to get me but when I open the card up, I find out they are from Bird!!! It says because you weren't yourself last night and I wanted you to feel better!!!Bird can be oh so very sweet sometimes and he was right I wasn't really in the best of moods last night. Worthless had pissed me off, Bug was starting to rub me the right way and Hood piece was being a bugaboo like always. So by the time I got to Bird's house I was a Lil stank with it, OK maybe a whole lot stank with it. But these flowers sure brighten up my mood today and maybe I can be a little nicer to these ass holes I work with, let me think.........hhhhhmmmmmm....NO! I don't like these people enough to be nice to them!!! LMAO

Thanks Bird!!! maybe you do love me a bit!!!

I'm It!

Khaki tagged me to do this and since I'm at work doing nothing it will be my pleasure. You have to answer the questions using the names of songs by the artist you choose.





Artist: Destiny's Child
Are you male or female: Girl
Describe yourself: Independent Woman

How do you feel: So Good
Describe where you currently live: A DC Medley
If you could go anywhere, where would you go? Show me the way

Favorite form of transportation: Sail On
Your best friend is: survivor
Your favorite color is: Platinum Bells

The weather is like: Jumpin', Jumpin'
Favorite time of the day: Silent Night
If your life was a TV show, what would it be called? Confessions
What is life to you? So Good
Your relationships: Illusion

Your fears? Tell Me
What is the best advice you have to give? After all is said and done
If you could change your name, what would it be? Love
Thought for the day: Check on it
How would you like to die? Bad Habit
My soul's present condition: Temptations

Tagging:

Lady Dee
Luvleeme83(girl how was DC?)
Nikki C.
Tamika Nicole

Poor Lil Tink Tink

Bug has been going at me hard lately but I'm trying to hold my ground and not fall into his world of sex and lies. The last time I got wrapped up in his ass he sat in my house texting another girl and vowed that she wasn't anything just a friend!!! A month later their a couple living together and having a baby...I know right! Now that he is newly single and not AWOL anymore I guess he needs a friend..lol..I went over his house yesterday even after I told myself I wasn't and chilled with him, everything was cool at first watched a little TV, laughed and then he said it.....I'm like in heat..*giving the side eye...and so....what does that have to do with me? is that why you invited me over? so you could try to give me the d***!!! those all the things i was thinking at the time of his public announcement. Now in 2009 I have swore off Bug and his magic stick even though I could use some of that I refuse to give in to him once again for 1,000th time!! now for the rest of the evening I kept my distance away from him and his in heat self. We watched a movie I sat on the floor which was a bad move cuz he sure joined my ass. Then i moved to arm chair which kept me safe until I realized that i couldn't see the damn TV very well from over there and had to move. I played musical chair for a little while longer before I decided enough is enough and got ready to roll out on his ass before I got myself into trouble so I thought. In my head I started to have an mental battle with my alter ego Remi...don't judge me!! lol..and she was all for getting some of that good stuff so I gave in... I know I know don't say nothing!....and it was on!!!! and then like a saving grace his phone rings and its his friend who is outside waiting to be buzzed in YYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! Somebody must have knew that I was breaking down and didn't want me to lose the battle!!!Shout to Bug's Cock blockin' friend!! I'm Forever in debt to you!!! LMAO..So needless to say Bug didn't get to fulfill his need....Awwwww...Poor lil Tink,Tink!!! You can't win them all!

Funny How.....

If you haven't heard which i know you haven't Two-time Super Bowl winning quarterback Ben Roethlisberger has been accused of sexual assault. The woman claims the sexual assault incident happened last July in Nevada. What is extremely odd is he is not being charged criminally, he is being sued in civil court.

If it wasn't for me cruising the net while at work I probably wouldn't have known anything about this. I found it funny that not even ESPN was talking about it. I can remember clearly that when Kobe Bryant got accused of the same thing every news, radio, cartoon, business network couldn't wait to let the whole world know that Kobe Bryant could be a rapist. Immediately the world couldn't wait to judge him and put a label on his head before anything was proved. He also proceeded to be charged in criminal court and tried. It disappoints me that Big Ben didn't get the same treatment! are you serious Is his story of lesser value for some reason? Is the world so much more concerned with the activity of minority races more of any other? Its not like Mr. Roethlisberger is an unknown player or a bench warmer, even if you have never watched a football game or lived under a rock you can still have some idea of who he is. He lead his team to a super bowl win last year how can not forget about his indescritions? Stuff like this really irrates me. I hate the way we judge and portray our minority athletes but look pass that of others. We are so quick to lay blame and judge them ,but have 100% excuses on why someone else could have never done this! she's a liar, she money hungry and the list goes on. But I say what if he really did this? What if what she is saying is true? then what? Are we still going to turn the cheek and continue to support him like nothing has changed?

I stole this from L's blog....who stole it from Reese

1. What bill do you hate paying the most? Car Payment
2. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?BeniHana with Turtle.
3. What do you really want to be doing right now? getting a pedi i need one ASAP
4. How many colleges did you attend? One.
5. Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now? I couldn't find any thing else to wear to work
6. What are your thoughts on gas prices? Too damn high and car takes to much..
7. First thought when the alarm went off this morning? Why!!
8. Last thought before going to sleep last night? Wendy Williams' show is destroying my sleep pattern
9. Do you miss being a child? Do I!!?!
10. What errand/chore do you despise? vacuming I hate it
11. Get up early or sleep in?.. Sleep in.I'm not a morning person at all
12. Have you found real love yet? NOPE
13. Favorite lunch meat? Turkey
14. What do you get every time you go into Wal-Mart? Every thing i don't need and I always forget what i really went in there for!
15. Beach or lake? BEACH.
16. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual? No
17. Sopranos or Desperate Housewives? Both I love them both!
18. What famous person would you like to have dinner with? Terrell Ownes...So sexy!!!
19. Have you ever crashed your vehicle? No thank God.
20. Ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose? No
21. Ring tone? Mario-Break up
22. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth? Front porch
23. Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go? Malibu
23. Do you go to church? No.
24. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship? Career Love can wait
25. How old are you?26.looking at that made my stomach hurt
26. Do you have a go-to person? Yes good ole Bird! never lets me down
27. Are you where you want to be in life? Not Yet.
28. Growing up, what were your favorite cartoons? Smurfs and Speed racer
29. What about you do you think has changed the most? My look on life. Tomorrow is never promised today!
30. Looking back at high school were they the best years of your life? Yes.
32. Did you ever own troll dolls? Yes like 100 of them
33. Did you have a pager? lol..yes and i thought i was Fly

So very bored....

Well, I'm at work right now and i am so so very bored and I have nothing at all to blog about!! Let me see if i can think of something..hhhhhhmmmmm..........nope , nothing! my weekend was so eventful. Friday I broke down and went with my friends to the club so they get in free and party in V.I.P. with the money makers but I didn't stay long i got in danced once or twice, drank a free drink and then I was out of the door 2 hours tops. I did see Turtle because I was his party we chatted for a few and then I stepped off before the gold digger, future trophy wives, and hoochie mamas spotted us talking they can just smell money a mile away. I got up out of there and went over to Bugs house and I prayed I could I hold my own and not give in to the D*** and i didn't !!! *taking a bow and waving to the crowd. It was hard that thing is something sexy but I put my game face on and stood my ground but we are suppose to go to the movies on Friday and i can't make you any promises about this time around!! LMAO. Saturday was kinda bring shopping with my best friend is crying ass god son which made it so enjoyable and then L.M. came over...Ha..I don't talk about him at all maybe because i couldn't find a suitable animal name for him...lol...but he's around I don't know about his ass though he kind of throws me for loops but that a whole other blog..maybe some time soon..Sunday spent it with Bird watching him play basketball and laughing with his best friend Goat about all the craziness we were seeing!!!! and that it was. Plus he was trying to keep me busy so i would see all the groupies showing Bird love!! its cool i think its flattering. So my life has been very uneventful and boring.
I did have the best chicken wings and mumbo sauce ever of all time..side note.... i was wondering if they have mumbo sauce in other places??? makes me think...I have to research that in a few...lol..I just had to share that!

Back again.....

Now this week it must have been some type on conspiracy the Ex-Boyfriends are back in full affect....First it was Bug now another has resurfaced,,Lets call him Turtle...I'm trying to keep the animal theme alive Khaki...lol.. Now Turtle and i haven't really talking in like 4 years I met him when he was playing college football and was the roomie of my god brother. Long story short...He blow up one day turned into this amazing football player, the girls begin to love him, he cheated on me, we broke up, he got drafted and here we are now....a lil side note his sex was WHACK!!! now back to the story.. Turtle is still Friends with my god brother and I see him from time to time but I give him nothing but a head node. So yesterday while i was trying to get my work out on the god brother calls says come thru help me back for my move to MIA so problem. I arrive and there he is Turtle with his sexy ass his sex was terrible but he was so nice to look at and now that he has been working out its even better. So once again so face time just the head nod and I continue on to help back. Around 10 I calll it a nite and headed on out, my phone rings shortly after and its Turtle...Why you leave so fast?.. i didn't. What u ain't want to see me? Turtle I'm good you good, why u acting like that? acting!!! lol..I'm not acting. Whatever girl! lets meet up for lunch tomorrow I'm throwing a party Friday night u should come through. Now this all very surprising to me Turtle has seen me a thousand times in four years and hasn't said more than one words to me which is cool I like it better that way. Anywhoo, I'm trying to figure him out and his motives..Why now turtle? why me? he has his share of hoes because I see him the gossip site on a regular getting it in with some chick...so what makes u want to bounce back! I don't know how i feel about this attack of the ex-boyfriends thing that is going on. Somebody must have told them something good about me !! Wonder what that was. I asked my god brother 100 questions about this Turtle Thing but that ass hole didn't really give me too much and i know he is holding out some very good info. One thing is for sure we are going to lunch today.. I never turn down a free meal and maybe I can pick his Brain about what really good. As for the party tonight I'm already trying to find something cute to wear.I got to look my best for all the million dollar men who will be there. I might find my future million dollar ex husband!!!!!

Disappearing Act

I know I always talk about Bird being the love of my life blah,blah but besides him there was only one other man who I had strong feelings for Bug! I met Bug maybe like 6 years ago and I knew I had to have him so I conquered and we were on and off for about 5 yrs. Now fast forward to present day...Bug and I haven't talked in almost a year. He has the bad habit of getting a girlfriend and doing a big disappearing act..hints the title. So the last time I talked to Bug he was trying to convince me that him and whatever flava of week are not an item but like my Girl Khaki said the Internet will get you in trouble and that it did, damn Facebook sure sold Bug out. Needless to say I took a break from him but whenI decided that his girlfriend was his problem not mine now she was pregnant!!!!! and Bug disappeared once again. Now on Monday while i was at work not working at all, good oleBug hit me up on FB, talking about we need to hang out call him. So I was so very curious about what made Bug reappear so u know i called him...LLS.... So little small talk here on there ..he told me he had a baby girl and that him and her mother are no longer together...yyyeeeesss!. Now how did i know that..because I know Bug!! For the 5 or 6 years of friendship with benefits he has always gone M.I.A when he gets a new girlfriend and like always I sit back and wait for him to come back. Well, this last time I promised myself that my time with Bug was over, friends always but all of that other stuff is over for us!!! deep down inside i was hoping that he would be with her forever so i wouldn't have the temptation of him..but i guess no one heard that pray because here he is back in full affect and I don't know what to do. Now a part of me says he's all bad he is just going to do what he always does..we get it in from time to time, go out from time to time and no commitment and then will find himself a girl of interest and Sunshine is back on the back burner. Now the other side of me says so what you know how he goes just sex him up like you know you want too and continue with what you have going on no strings attached but that is easier said than done!!! So me being the sucker for a big d*ck and Great sex I was suckered into coming pass his house on Friday!!!! Now how I got myself into that I'll never know but we have a date!!! So I'm trying my best to just keep this strictly friendly but I don't know how much will power i have!!!!! LOL....So plz pray for me!!!

I'm sitting at work right now wondering why in the hell does the deer park water man always try to talk to me??? I shut him down on a daily bases...I give him no eye contact, half ass speak every time he says good afternoon and sign his paper work with big Tude but he never gives up!!! First he is like 5 2', going bold and has a row of good teeth. The more i shut him down the harder he comes at me!!!!! Homie plz give me a break from u and the light shining from your teeth every time you smile my way!!! He had the nerve to ask me what i was doing after work like he had any chance of taking me out on a date...Access Denied Dude...Just because you saw me in the hood one time watching street ball after work does not mean we have anything in common. That day he even got real puffy chested when Bird came over to give a kiss and hug me!!!!!!I thought he would have chopped me up as a loss but he only came at me with his "A" game. I guess that was his "A" game. Please little water man you look like one of the oompa loompas from Willy Wonka's factory and I'm so out of your league!! I need you to grow a foot and a half and do some serious work on that hair line and mouth!!! Gold was not fresh then and its still not fresh now!!! Please stop calling me baby girl and trying to touch my hand on the sly because i am liable to throw up all over you and smack you with my fly swatter!!!! and if you try to leave your business card for some bootleg management company one more time like I'm interested i might have to mase your ass!!!!! For Real!!!

Let's call him "Hood Rat", because that's all he turned out to be a straight ain't never been no where, done nothing kind of nigga!! I met him through a friend , who i knew I shouldn't have trusted since she is almost twice divorced but, I did!! and I let her give him my number. Everything was cool at first, you know how it is when u are getting to know someone. He got a lot of cool points for being tall and dark...that's how i like them, he can deal with my attitude and understand I live a busy life so my time is valuable. Everything was everything until we started to discuss a time and place we could meet for lunch. So I started throwing ideas he started shooting them all down and he than he said it....he said the words that would grant him his dismiss from the team... LETS GO TO RED LOBSTER!!!!!....Boy are you serious!!! Red Lobster though! come on homie that's what we was doing in 95' ok ok maybe 99' those good ole high school years I'm so much more valuable than red lobster. So Hood Rat continues on with his praises to the "best seafood joint ever", now i can see that main man has not done anything with his life since High school. Apparently he like to eat frozen seafood but a girl like me likes her shit fresh!!!! There are so many good quality seafood restaurants and you pick hood ass Red Lobster. At this moment I knew Hood Rat was just that a Hood Rat! I'm tried to give dude benefit of the doubt and suggest different places cuz This Girl right here refuses to eat red lobster maybe back in my hay day I would have, now think not!!! I suggest something basic the Cheesecake factory..he says i don't like there food..okay may be you ordered something bootleg but cool. Ruth Chris steakhouse...I can't get down with steak..things aren't looking good for him now....this is his last saving grace before i cut his ass off...Benihana....what's that?...a Japanese steak house.....I don't eat Jap food!?! Dude, Jap food? u have to be kidding me. it ain't nothing but fried rice, noodles, veggies and chicken!!! how can you go wrong with that.Divorcee, she really set me up with this hood piece!!! I have had my share of hood rat dudes but even they have a little more class than his ass. Some of the hoodest dudes i know i have took me the best restaurants and upgraded my life but this joint is about to get lost in the wind!!!!

Now me being a believer in equal opportunity I giveHood rat a chance and we went to this little steak house near my house that i know he could find something to eat there and just when I thought everything was going well it was time to order....... and things got bad. So he our rude ass waiter asks for drink order he orders....Margarita please..sugar or salt?? along pause follows....I don't know whatever..sir its your choice...hmmmmm... another long pause sugar i guess. I just stare at him blankly how hard was it to pick sugar or salt it is not a life changing experiences just pick one damn...now i thought we were over the big hurdle and he could fin for himself i was mistaken.... Can i take your order....yes the BBQ chicken...onion or plain? he laughs loud...idk...what your sides?....hmmmm long pause again..it doesn't matter..just give me whatever. Needless to say I placed his order for him because i was getting high irradiated and so was the waiter. Excuse me Hood rat have u ever been out into the world? ever placed an order at a restaurant? ordered a alcohol beverage every in your life? because right now you are killing me. The food came i ate, left the convo at a minimal and he paid the bill..a good tipper but A hood rat indeed. He has called repeatedly since Saturday and I'm over him!!! I'm not a high priced bitch but damn boo a girl deserves more than red lobster!!! much better. I have paid my dues and served my time in the world of men I deserve to be treated for my accomplishments!! Hood Rat will officially get no more of my time a girl can not be sitting at red lobster and shit. As for my twice divorced friend she has been put on the restricted list with her match maker skills!!!

Hood Rat....FAILED!!!!!

Bored at work and found this.....

I'm sitting at my desk bored out of my mind so i'm surfing the web and found these unusual laws in different some are very entertaining.....

West Virgina:

Any person who commits adultery shall be fined at least twenty dollars.

It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs.

Roadkill may be taken home for supper.

Whistling underwater is prohibited.

Maryland:

It is a park rule violation to be in a public park with a sleeveless shirt.

Persons may not swear while on the highway.

It is illegal to remove a public building by writing on it.

It’s illegal to take a lion to the movies.

New York:

It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing “body hugging clothing.

Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”.

A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.

While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.

Delaware:

On Halloween, children may only “trick-or-treat” from 6:00 PM to 8:00 PM, and if Halloween falls on a Sunday, they must “trick-or-treat” on October 30 during this same time interval.

Alcohol may not be served in nightclubs if dancing is occurring on the premises at the same time.

No person shall change clothes in his or her vehicle.

Getting married on a dare is grounds for an annulment.

Just Not The Same Without You...

Last night I was looking through all my pics from this fourth of July weekend and realized through all the smiling faces, good food and laughs that there was one thing missing...Roshon. U may ask who this is and he is one of my closest friends....hmmmm..let me take that back he was one of my best friends who died Oct. 5 2007 . Its been almost two years since he left this earth but the void of him not being here is very much present. His death was one of the hardest time of my life and continues to be, getting over him not being here kind of feels numb to me. I still remember our last conversation and the last time i saw him, those two days play in my mind from time to time when I miss him. One of the last things he said to me was " you know you'll always have me" and in more than one was he was right. I tired everything to ease the pain of his death but nothing really worked from the RIP. tattoos to his picture being everywhere in my home the void was still something I hadn't over come.,that's was until a couple of months ago. I was sleep in my bed when i felt a scratch on the bottom of my foot(that's was something he did when he came to my house in the wee hours of the night to wake me) I woke up to see him just standing there smiling at me and when i finally awaken fully he was gone and that follow night i had another dream of him calling me on my phone and he said was "its okay. I'm good now, you need to be too.) and at that moment i knew I had to pull myself together and make him proud. I only told this story to a selected few..I didn't want my family to think I'm crazy but those two dreams really made it all clear to me. I want to make him proud of me and not fell burden that he had to leave so soon. Of course I would rather him be here in the flesh to share all those holidays and birthday with us but god had a different plan for him and I think I'm okay with that now. But life will forever remain just not the same without you...

We forget so fast.....

Last Night. while watching T.V. a New subway commercial featuring Michael Phelps came on and A bubble popped up in my head isn't that the same Micheal Phelps who the world saw smoking weed? How quickly we forget about his indiscretions and let him move on with his life as normal. I just find so strange how the media will forgive a white athletes for their law breaking behavior but paint African American Athletes as monster for the rest of there lives.

We rarely hear about the Matt Jones'(drug possession), Brad Miller's(drug possessions), and Teddy DuPay's(rape and kidnapping) of the world, but you can easily find all the Micheal Vick's, Pacman Jones' and Barry Bonds' with no problems!! So are black Athletes the only one who get DUI's, Drug possession and steroid charges? or Does the world only care because they are African American? What example are we setting for the youth of today? Are we telling them that getting in trouble is only a problem when your skin is a little darker then your team mates? Don't get me wrong I don't condole any of there actions no matter who they are but we hand down harder sentences for the crimes of African American Athletes.

Mike Vick is a perfect example of this. He got one of the hashes sentences for cruelty animals. He served 2 years of his life for this crime and if he had abused his child the law only states a 30 day sentence, But forever Mike will have to wear the label of being a "Bad Athlete" for the rest of his life the world and the media will betray him as a monster but we give Michael Phelps can new endorsement deal?!...I don't get it..... We all saw the photo and we all heard him admit his guilt..So what made forgiving him so much more easier?? We all have watched many African American Athletes loss it all for there crimes and then watch some of there team mates continue on with careers after committing the same crimes we just all seem to forget about them. Why are black athletes scrutinized much more than white athletes?

Now, I'm not saying this because I'm racist I'm far from that, I just felt the need to get this off my chest....