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I'm young, black, single and fabulous!!! Trying to live my life to the fullest before its all said and done with . I'm just trying to figure it all out!

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Monday, July 13, 2009


I'm sitting at work right now wondering why in the hell does the deer park water man always try to talk to me??? I shut him down on a daily bases...I give him no eye contact, half ass speak every time he says good afternoon and sign his paper work with big Tude but he never gives up!!! First he is like 5 2', going bold and has a row of good teeth. The more i shut him down the harder he comes at me!!!!! Homie plz give me a break from u and the light shining from your teeth every time you smile my way!!! He had the nerve to ask me what i was doing after work like he had any chance of taking me out on a date...Access Denied Dude...Just because you saw me in the hood one time watching street ball after work does not mean we have anything in common. That day he even got real puffy chested when Bird came over to give a kiss and hug me!!!!!!I thought he would have chopped me up as a loss but he only came at me with his "A" game. I guess that was his "A" game. Please little water man you look like one of the oompa loompas from Willy Wonka's factory and I'm so out of your league!! I need you to grow a foot and a half and do some serious work on that hair line and mouth!!! Gold was not fresh then and its still not fresh now!!! Please stop calling me baby girl and trying to touch my hand on the sly because i am liable to throw up all over you and smack you with my fly swatter!!!! and if you try to leave your business card for some bootleg management company one more time like I'm interested i might have to mase your ass!!!!! For Real!!!

3 comments:

Nikki C. said...

LMAO LMAO LMAO... I hate when people think they're good enough to talk to me... get on my level homeboy... So not cool!

simone_dior said...

LMMFAO, GIRL YOU KNOW THE HARDER YOU TRY TO SHUT 'EM DOWN, THE HARDER THEY GO. men LOVE when women treat them bad!

Lady Dee said...

Dayum girl. I'm dying over here. Don't you just love a dude that can't take a hint? Its like they want you to hurt their feelings. I almost passed out when I saw the picture of the Oompa Loompas. And hit him with your fly swatter? Oh Lawd, have mercy.

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