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Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Trolls, Little people and The 2010 Census....


Donna has son a 21 year old son named Kaleb who has downe syndrome, he is one the low end with hid disability so Kaleb is more capeable of spending a couple of hours home alone while his mother works. Donna was no stranger to Kaleb calling with his outragesous thoughts and suggestion so when he called on this day Donna thought nothing of it.

ring...ring...

Donna: Hello?

Kaleb: Mom..God Has answered my prayers and sent me a troll



Donna: Oh really..A troll I didn't know you wanted one of those. Well that's great honey I'll talk to you later

30 minutes later...

ring ring..

Donna: Kaleb?

Kaleb: Mom, The troll won't keep still he keeps running all over the house what do I do?

Donna: hmmm...Catch the Troll and put it in the closest until I get home and I'll find a cage for it.

Kaleb: OK...I will catch him and put him in the closest

5 minutes later...

ring ring...

Kaleb: *screams* Mom...the troll keeps getting out of the closet what do i do? what do I do?

Donna: What?!? ok..just a chair up the the knob until I get home.

Kaleb: Ok I hope that works he is just running around wild I don't want him to hurt himself...



a couple of hours later

ring...ring

Kaleb: Mom, the trollis screaming he is hungry what do I do

Mom: go get some bread and feed him until i get home.

Kaleb: Do Trolls like bread?

Mom: *thinking to herself something isn't right* Ok Kaleb just give him the bread until I arrive home, matter of fact I'm on my way now.

Something just wasn't right, Kaleb had called her plenty of time with his stories of what was going on but this time it just didn't sit well with her. She prayed that when she got home it wasn't some homeless man laying on her coach or a killer in her home.

Donna soars home to see what Kaleb had done, when she opens the front door she can hear noises coming the hall closest...she walks slowly to the hall closest as she screams Kaleb's name to make sure he ok. Fearing the worse or type of mountain lion being stashed in her hall closest she moves the chair and opens up the do with much cation and a broom in her hand just in case she had to beat something down.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................


When the door finally opens...Donna got to what god had sent her son...





That's right God had sent Kaleb a little person but not just any little person 2010 census worker who was stopping by to remind them that the census counts for all of us.

When Kaleb open the door all he was the troll that god that he had been prayer for every night. Needless to say Donna was horrified to find out that her son had kidnapped a person and was storing him in the closest. She quickly ushered the man out of the closest, which informed her he had been in for 2 hours. "I tired to run from him but he was just to fast"...so Kaleb caught him and stuff him in the closest and waited for his mother to return home. The Census worker did say that he realized that Kaleb had some type of disability and figure if he calmed down and asked for food hoping that Kaleb would release him but follow his mothers orders he didn't open the door......



5 comments:

JStar said...

LMAO....This is hillarious!!!! Thanks I needed that :)

jazzyjaz said...

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo too funny

RoByn LaTice said...

lol, wth? Poor Census worker!

★Starrla Monae☆ said...

LMAO!! No Kaleb didn't kidnap someone!

Anonymous said...

Is this a true story??? Someone told me this happened in real life!

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