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Friday, December 11, 2009

Good P.U.S.S.Y.


I had a conversstion last night with Epitome, Myanda, and Mariska about what good dick can make you do!! lmao.....and lawd knows we have all done some out of pocket (that might have been my DC slang) shit just to get served up with that dick that changed your life. After that convo with them I though dannnggg if good dick make us do wild shit I wonder what Good Pussy make males do....

So I sent out an universal bbm to all the dudes i know who aren't bitches about there shit to see what they have done to get back to some good coo coo. As i scrolled threw the answers I was highly entertained and surprised by what they have claimed to do....some made me say ok she must of had that good good for you to that one.... others made me say hmmmm..maybe he's never experienced any real life good pussy...but I did have couple who tried to convince me that they ain't that type of dude to trip off some pussy *side eye* and u know what I say to that..SURE YOU RIGHT!!!! as Mariska would say good pussy will have a dude stuttering and lying to get back to it....leaving his basketball game early to get a hit of it...rollin' out early from a family function to lay up in it. .lying and saying he don't eat pussy but will tongue it down if it mean another hit..lmaoooo and she's right cause these answers were very entertaining.

You know I'm gonna share some of those with yall....here they go...

" I left my post for at for 2hrs at work and almost got fired...cuz the pussy was calling"

" Shhhhiiiiitttt... I was late for my graduation was cuz i was all up in some good stuff."

"Left my brother's reception early to get to it..I mean i don't fuck with my brother like that anyway"...lol.. smh..OK so that was my cousin.

"I live up north drove 5hours Southto get to it....hmmm.... and it was worth the drive."

"I mean i haven't but i know dudes who have ate the ass cuz the pussy was so so good....but not I" ....lmao @ this one to..boy u kno it was you and not your man....stop lying.

" I left my daughter's birthday party early because i had some good stuff lined up...I mean she had cut the cake and opened the gifts...so i felt it was over"

" I faked an injury at my football game so i could roll out early...i mean we was winning so me leaving ain't hurt...lol"

"Left my niggs at the club so i could get it...i mean that was my young days"

" I almost missed the plane back to nyc cause i had to take some good puddah in the bathroom to get it...lol...those were the days before i got married"

smh....There was much more but i promised some ppl I wouldn't discuss there extraness on my blog so those are the ones i found the funniest! It goes much deeper than buying a girl the world for good stuff dudes do crazy shit just like us to get a taste of some good good. They are always trying to play us as the one who go all out to get dicked down proper but as you can see they are just bad as us....

8 comments:

IceQueen said...

Love it! And its so true its always put on the women that we will hut someone to get that good dick but men are just as bad when it comes to good pussy!

**WhoB3tter** said...

Co-Sign to the Max...Right at this moment i wishing i could turn back the hands of time and by-pass my ex. He's still chasing and its been what?? a year and a half.

JStar said...

LOL I know thats right!!

Freckles said...

high fives around for absolute honesty. Imma have to pose this questions to the friends - lol.

tha unpretentious narcissist © said...

lol...it's a dangerous thing. very dangerous.

Anonymous said...

crazy idea i know but how do u think credit cruch affected porn?

Anonymous said...

does anyone think porn is the only business still thriving during the credit cruch? I think many folks seek refuge in buying and wanking porn during the crunch

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