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Friday, June 11, 2010

U's a Lie #11

The other day while watching TV I ran across this ever so passionate commercial that kind of drew my attention. When it first started I swore it was going to be one of those eHarmony/match.com commercials trying to convince me that through them I could find true love. Flashes of a woman walking through a lounge/club in her little black dress comes first...next she meets a man and the intense music comes to play...now the same man and woman are standing out front of a church celebrating their wedding day...now she's pregnant and the edges of my screen is blurred and now a toddlers runs across the screen into the arms of its awaiting parents which happen to also be the same couple.......awwwwwwwwwwww so special so cute I thought to myself they are really trying to push this whole online dating thing but wait this isn't for that...this is for Target!!!




Wait Target are u for real?!? *bbm Straight face*


Now I'm a proud Target shopper...They have everything I need and everything I don't need all in stop for me to blow all my cash on and I love them for that. But are you really trying to brainwash me to bank on that any of your dresses that occupy the sales floor will find me true love....a marriage and a baby?!?! Well target I have brought alot of things from your company from shoes to food and nothing magical has ever happened to me ever... I have brought countless dresses matter of fact I just brought a little black dress from you guys a month ago and yeah nothing..I didn't met Mr. right while hanging out...no marriage or pregnancy and beside me toting my god son around there has been no babies either. Oh Target all this false advertisement has really hurt my heart. Don't get the hopes of single woman just like me all up about what a brand new target dress can bring me when that ain't never happen for me...*sobs* and trust me I have a a target dress in many of colors of the rainbow and have yet experienced any of what this girl in this commercial has....shiii if that was the case I would have been married plenty of times I'm sure to array of men with array of children to match the deal but sadly I guess I'm just picking up the wrong shiiii out of target.



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Yeah, Target If It Was Only That Simple!!

7 comments:

jazzyjaz said...

I saw this commerical today and It made me want to go to target asap to get me a dress and maybe a man along with it...lol

Beyond Danielle said...

hopefully they're just saying we have stuff for all occasions.

★Starrla Monae☆ said...

Bwahahahaha! I hate Target for this! I really do! I spend all my damn money in there too for mindless things and clothes, bikinis and yet I'm single...yeah yeah I'm single (Li'l Wayne voice)

JStar said...

LOL...yea, I am with you here..I love shopping at Target...and yea, I am single too lol...

khaki la'docker said...

and here i've been buying rompers and such

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tha unpretentious narcissist © said...

lol target is trying to tell you just like that little black dress you can find it all at target.

they know how much you ladies want the marriage shit now so they trying to put that idea in your head so maybe you'll believe in the whole 1-2-3 fantasy again. first come love-then comes marriage- then comes baby in the baby carriage.

yanno you went to target right after the commercial. you and all the folks who commented on this blog lol.

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